Austin: I, I'm a clone of Bieber Wear over sized sneakers And sing into mirrors And my My government grew me In a laboratory, to become the next big Teen heartthrob Scientist: Everything's looking good Next we should Test out how he performs the hook! Austin: Now I'm outside My friends are dancing like tool See a black guy And high five him so that I look cool Chasing a broad Acting like I am in love Singing a song That sound twenty years old and also My hat is dumb Justin: Who is this scum! Austin: Why Are you walking away? I guess you must be gay Cause I'm f**ing perfect b**h Girl: No It's because you look nine And I hope you realize That this song sounds just like Bye Bye Bye Scientist: Everything's looking great With Austin Other Scientist: Wait who is that? Scientist: Oh sh** it's Justin! Justin: This needs to stop Other Scientist: Crap he found us this is bad Justin: You think you're hot But you don't even wear drop crotch pants Austin: Justin piss off I'm the new you kiss my a** Justin: That's the last straw I challenge you to a swag match Austin: Ok it's On Swag swag swag swag swag Justin: Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag Other Scientist: What the hell is happening? Scientist: Their egos are colliding It is causing an earthquake We need to Deactivate!