BartBaker - The Monster Parody lyrics

[Rihanna] I'm friends with a monster his name's Eminem Going to take a journey inside of his head I'm trying to save him don't fight this process Have you seen Inception? Yea, we stole that conception [Eminem] I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see Need to reveal the real me Do you think that this elevator's an antique? I think I'm going to get motion sick, excuse me Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti Knees weak, palms are sweaty, wrong song you deadbeat! Now I see me, wait this is confusing Why do I look like a baby? [Lil Slim] It's the birth of Slim Shady Don't you see? You and Dr. Dre create me Whoo! [Eminem] Get me out of here RiRi [Rihanna] Oh sh**, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep [Eminem] Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream I'm beginning to think that Rihanna is not a real shrink, you should just listen to me Do d**, bash gays Hate on boy bands, and always be angry Here's some pills to help you think [Rihanna] Em should get a sponsor He's such a pill head Maybe from Vicodin, Valium or Ambien He's always so pissed off He can't catch his breath Eminem calm down please Stop with all the yelling [Eminem] Flashback to my wigger mindset I look like I stole somebody's over-sized UPS outfit and freebased in it And on top of all of that crap I'm wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands [Eminem] Cut me slack I was trailer trash [Yodeler] Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo! [Eminem] Who the hell's this f*ggot a** dude yodeling Dude I don't know, it's your weird a** dream [Elton John] I'm here Elton John the gay pianist you're still using that word? Time for you to pay, come here give me a kiss. Oh no, my toupee! [Eminem] Without that stupid wig you look cute actually can I please s** your dick? What the hell's happening in my head? Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy? If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying I really am disturbed [Rihanna] Marshall's on a roof now, how did that happen? Pretty sure that elevator was descendin' I guess his messed up head can't tell direction Whatever, never mind back to the storyline [Rihanna] This song's almost over this must be the end [Eminem] (Whatever is) [Rihanna] Whatever is in that box must be his demon [Eminem] (Wait, what the) [Rihanna] Wait, what the f** it's a giant M&M [Eminem] (You dumba**) [M&M] You dumba**, don't you see? This is your destiny Set yourself free!