[Justin Bieber] [Verse 1] Lately I've been really stressed out I have done many dumb things Like leavin a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink And walking round naked while photographers, snapped pics of my peen Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage My manager told me to make a song to apologize He told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize Then he said to look at the camera and make sad puppy dog eyes Cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, when I publicly say I'm sorry Everyone will instantly forgive me And once they do that I can get away with anything So once I've said I'm sorry, I did bad I can go back to being a douchebag [Chorus] I'm sorry, yeah Sorry, yeah Sorry I can act like a total piece of sh** As long as I say I'm sorry for it [Verse 2] I could seduce a hot mom and talk her into intercourse