BartBaker - Live While We're Young Parody lyrics

Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie And there were no women aloud We all woke up together, woke up together My body's kind of hurting now Hey, do you like my new hair-du? O my gosh it's really cute I did my nails too, cool Do any of you wanna screw? Oh no god honey we're cool We like dudes All these ladies, ladies, ladies But we don't want none We rather jump on each other And slap our bums Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we better run Hey look it's Simon! Who's up for a tug? We don't no what we're doing Or what we're saying 'Cause we don't write our own music We do what Simon tells us Or else he belts us! You are my five s**y puppits Oooh We can't even really sing We use this computer thing It's autotune We have no control over anything that we do We signed our lives away and now we're mindless fools Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool Yeah, that sounds real sweet I will be the priest I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband You mayrub your nipples Hey boys, now that we are all Officially married Tonight we don't have to wear rubbers Now let's all take of our shirts We're half naked, naked, naked And it's so much fun After we splash around We're gonna all make love Hey guys, what's up with Zane? He looks completely stunned What's wrong with you hon? I drinked too much cum