BartBaker - Confident Parody lyrics

[Justin] Don't you deport me Don't you deport me Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no You can't deport me I am invincible f** this, I'm Justin Ain't heading north just like that I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh Your stupid rules don't apply to me Ah ah ah ah ahhh This cough syrup's making me dizzy now That's right I'm above the law Like Steve Seagal but hotter My crime spree started slow Got faster One egging next door Want some more? Raided by the feds they found all my meds (sh**) Then I got caught dragging High on weed and drinking But I had my dad with me Dipsh** helped me block the streets [Dad Bieber] It's teenage mentality Just doing what teenage boys do [Justin] Dad forgot to mention [Dad Bieber] Swag [Justin] He's 38 Beliebers, beliebe me I'm innocent Ha, I just lied to you and I'm fine with it ‘Cause I don't understand a consequence It will be her first time ooh yea, yea On JB's gross stache ride, feels so damn good ooh yea, yea Like a porcupine [Prostitute] You're a dick, kid [Justin] Ooh no, no I'm just a codeine addict God I'm faded ooh yea, yea Like that time in the plane cabin [Pilot] Attention, attention! Please stop smoking weed you two I cannot fly this jet need oxygen [Justin] f** you, my dad said it's cool I will keep on dancing until we're romancing [Prostitute] Nasty boy, I am pricey 1k to s** my b**bies [Dad Bieber] Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too [Prostitute] Oh, by the way, Justin [Justin] What, b**h? [Prostitute] This was a sting [Justin] Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no this is bullsh** Let me go you a**holes I didn't do it I need to try to look like I'm innocent [Judge] Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom Since it's your first real crime [Justin] Ooh yea, yea [Judge] I think I'll let you slide [Obama] Hold the damn phone [Justin] Oh no, no [Obama] There's public outcry [Crowd] Go home Justin! [Justin] Hell no, no [Crowd] We're tired of your antics! [Justin] I might be busted. Ooh yea, yea. But I can still wreak havoc [Obama] Enough! Deporting this disease just won't cut it Justin needs to get his scrawny a** kicked [Justin] Oh no no, oh no no you can't do this [Obama] Oh yes yes, oh yes yes, I just did b**h! Take his Canadian a** away! My daughters like One Direction better anyways