BartBaker - Blank Space Parody lyrics

What's up people? Satan's back By now everybody knows that's me And I've got a new hot man Saw his vines and I thought Oh my God, look at his face Who cares if he's underage Time to ruin your life babe "Wait, what?" "Nothing" I'm not on spotify To hear my album you'll have to pay It costs $13.99 Sold a million in a few days My God, I'm so rich Some people say I'm a greedy b**h Now I am painting his portrait "Can I please get up?" "Move and I'll slit your wrists!" I am the dark lord of evil One day soon I will rule the earth But I got this cute new boyfriend And I gotta torture his a** first This is how I always do it I cast a sweet love spell And once they're in my web I become The girlfriend from hell! There's a mean youtube guy Who does song parodies about me I would like to see him die Is bart baker the one you mean? That's right! Bart baker! I'll crush him! That hater! Then why did you copy him? "Say what?" Boyfriend: Have you read the comments on youtube About this video? Fans say you stole his plot by acting nuts and psycho I've always been this way! You are totally insane What's wrong sweetheart? You look scared "Oh my God you're the devil!" "Your worst f**ing nightmare!" My boyfriend found out I'm satan It happens every single time There's no chance of him escaping So don't you even try! Now I'm gonna stab his painting And cuts holes in his clothes Next step is to k** you baby! "Dating satan blows!" I'ts time for you to be tortured Then you'll be sacrificed "Who are you?" Pope francis And by the power of christ I cast you out unclean spirit Leave her forevermore I command you to be gone in The name of lord! Did somebody call me? I think I heard my name I was next door recording A new song for hunger games We're performing an exorcism! Your mom s**s co*ks in hell! The power of christ compels you Demon be expelled!