BartBaker - Anus (Lady Gaga "Judas" Parody) lyrics

I am old and cannot control my an*s a-a-nus. (2X) an*s, An-ah-hus. (8X) When I crap my pants I am ready Weather it be solid or a spray Forgive me for wearing this adult diaper But at my age my sphincter betrays me Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. I Just made brown Just went to brown town Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. Please change me now Change me now! I'm just a wrinkled fool Whose backside is so cruel I can't control my an*s baby I'm just a wrinkled fool Whose backsiede is so cruel I can't control my an*s baby I am old and cannot control my an*s a-a-nus. (2X) Don't mind that horrible scent, that's just me crapping my pants Spray some febreeze in the air, and you'll be fine! (2X) Don't know what to do No matter what I cannot control you This diaper is my virtue My an*s is the demon of doo-doo I'm just a wrinkled fool Whose backsiede is so cruel I can't control my an*s baby I'm just a wrinkled fool Whose backside is so cruel I can't control my an*s baby I am old and cannot control my an*s a-a-nus. (2X) an*s, An-ah-hus. (4X)