Bart Baker - Blurred Lines Parody lyrics
[#THICKE] This song totally s**s [#CREEP] This song totally s**s Hey hey hey Hey hey hey WOO! Hey hey hey Hey hey hey WOO! [#NUTSHOOT] Come over here if you want to get raped (Hey girl come here) By a Creepy wannabe Timberlake Maybe I’m going deaf (Hey hey hey) Or maybe, I’m just high (Hey hey hey) But no means yes in my mind (Hey hey hey) This song totally s**s sponsored links This song and video will make you wanna take a knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea So overhyped it’s absurd (Hey hey hey) Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey hey hey) “Because you are a huge perv!” (Hey hey hey) And now it’s time for stupid hashtags [#THICKE] Than say my last name it’s extremely lame. Here’s what they should say I’m a douchebag who thinks he’s so smooth Everyone’s dancing except me I’m way too cool. I’m going blind that’s my excuse when I am accused of molesting women Cause I’m a scumbag Who wrote this concept? Nothing happening makes any damn sense. There’s a car on your bu*t. Now let’s watch T.I. dance, like a dirty old man who just sh** in his pants. I really want to f** this goat. Now here’s a crappy (Hey hey hey) Attempt at funny (Hey hey hey) What rhymes with funny? A lot of stuff idiot! What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl. Humping a stuffed dog? Could this video get any more wrong? Hey come here girl. I have a big D. If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased. You just got your a** served. Somebody please tell me What the hell am I doing with this vid I mean Went from rapping on tracks about the streets To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep And what the hell’s with Pharrell’s outfit? He look like he from outer space in this silver sh**. This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed. Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name! Robin you a**hole I’m preggo with your baby Even though I said no You knocked me up anyway But the lines were blurred (Hey hey hey) They totally weren’t (Hey hey hey) You’re just a ba*tard! (Hey hey hey) [#NUT SHOT] Ok, that’s enough, Everyone freeze Who the hell is this shmuck? I’m a hashtag cop [#BUSTED] This hashtag abuse is against the law [#THICKE] I’m not kidding Someone turn that sh** off I am warning you Stop or I will shoot OK, that’s it dude! Pharrell hands up! What the hell did I do? You’re under arrest. For what? For soliciting goat s**. Put your hands behind your head! Thicke, you are dead! Who the f** is this dude? This is my daughter. You got her preggers! Time to meet my fist jerk! What the hell! Paybacks a b**h. [#OWNED] Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Blurred Lines parody if you want to see the rest of my dope parodies click this box right here… baby, my Boy Kingsley who played Pharrell has got a hilarious new skit out – you don’t wanna miss it – click up here to check it out… and don’t forget to subscribe to his a**…