Bart Baker - Problem (Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea Parody) lyrics

[Bart Baker:] Huh? It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl [Jessica (Ariana Grande):] That's a major problem Hey kids, do you remember me from Nickelodeon? I got thin! But don't worry I'm still just as dumb Actually more cause Now I'm vegan When my body's sideways You cannot see me All this over s**ual dancing Just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 My skirt's so short I might as well be naked All of my views are from horny dudes spankin' [Kind Bach:] Random black guy whispering I'm a random black guy whispering Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude? [Jessica:] Zoom back in! [King Bach:] There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth So please stop zooming in on my teeth [Jessica:] Big Sean, you need to start flossin' I swear that I'm totally unique Nobody's like me [Alx:] Girl please that's not true! Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey [Jessica:] Hey screw you! [Gsnaps (Mariah):] What he said is a fact b**h, just admit that You're clearly trying to steal my ma**ive appeal [Jessica:] Aren't you 82? [Gsnaps:] I can sing higher [Jessica:] Oh yea? Prove it, grandma! [Gsnaps:] Ahhhaaaaaaa [Jessica:] Aaahhhhaaa [Alx:] Stop! Both of y'alls voices are way too high and annoying as f**! So will you please shut the hell up before you blow everybody's ear drums out? Damn! [King Bach:] Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now That's it I am pulling my piece out Zoom in one more time I dare you! [Bart Baker:] It's Iggy Iggz Uh, my balls just dropped Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream This set looks like a Tim Burton s** dream My hair is bigger than my huge bu*t in this video My voice sounds like I am rapping Thorough a hole in my throat Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin' That I'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin' Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back Must have Googled that sh** Didn't have enough makeup to cover up my black skin So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him Have you noticed the backdrop that's been here along? We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what! [Jessica:] We're hypnotizing you Buy this song on iTunes People say my name reminds them of Starbucks That's because my dad's a Grande coffee cup Hi sweetie, Hi daddy. [Ben (Starbucks worker):] Sorry Ariana you're through [James (Starbucks worker 2):] You're getting old almost 22 [Ben:] And we need someone bigger than you [Jessica:] Wait what the hell are you saying? [James:] You need to get an upgrade [Ben:] Well actually totally replaced [James:] Say hi to Ariana Venti [Stevie (Ariana Venti):] I sing ever higher than you! [Jessica:] No-oh-oh