Bart Baker - It’s Everyday Bro Parody lyrics

I’m Logan’s kid bro with the Disney channel flow By that I mean my rap sk**s s** that’s obvious tho I made a song so goddamn bad it’s Friday status It makes all of Jacob’s music sound like Grammy winning hits Yea we’re like a semen stew Can’t get whiter than us dude This is team 10 b**h we the zero talent crew Who are all these no name kids? Nobody has a clue What do any of you do? Leach off your Logan fame! I’m so famous rich and cool Hey man why are we called team 10? It stands for my IQ His lyrics prove that is true! Since I’m popping on YouTube I’ll make crappy music too With horrible flows and rhymes Kit Kat’s got more bars than I do Couldn’t think of a name Creative like Logang So I just added an ER After Paul Wow that’s lame! Mentally I am eight Maturity no way I’m Mickey’s f#ckboy slave This song just gave you AIDS! None of us can flow Talent? Not here yo Without my big bro My sub count would be zero! You know it’s Nick Crompton And my Mom’s Mary Poppins No I can’t rap and yes I do not fit in England is my city yes I really am that dumb I think England is a city My jacket and pants guarantee I get no p**y Two months ago I wasn’t potty trained But now I got some fame From riding Jake’s nuts without him I’m washed up In 24 months I’ll be mopping up floors like damn dude I shoulda stayed in school! When they ask me what to do I’m 100 percent stumped The sad truth in 10 years I’ll be in AA With all of my team 10 mates This song’s a crime and we all should be locked up Jake you gotta Stop grabbing your Disney nuts! Hold on, hold on, hold on, can we switch the language? [Translated from Spanish:] Yes! Now we can talk sh** About Jake and his song and he will not know We did not want to do this But Jake forced us And he’s taking all our money! Someone please save us we beg you This music blows and Jake is a douche He’s like our Donald He burned both of our visas And now we’re stuck In team 10 please k** us both! None of us can flow Talent? Not here yo Without my big bro My sub count would be zero! Yo it’s Tessa Brooks Blah blah blah I’m Tessa Brooks I rap about Panera Blah blah blah I’m Tessa Brooks Wait hold on guys guess what? My name is Tessa Something smells bad It’s coming from Jake’s bu*t? It’s coming from my bu*t