Bart Baker - Animals Parody lyrics

I’ve been a pop star for a long time. People’s s**iest man alive Now it’s time for me to be seen as a ma**ive creep That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat My beard’s gross This video’s all about me Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen I’m showing off my abs and all of my tattoos I’ve done commercials bout acne I’ve got a show on NBC It is time that I show you what else I can do Yea I can stand in rain in a hoodie I can develop photography I can hump pretend hunks of meat I can act totally crazy I can take pictures on my smart phone I can smear blood on my hot muscles This is just like “American Psycho” Oh! How do I make my voice so high? Breaks the windows every time. I use helium I inhale it from these balloons. When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die That’s why animals always show up to my shows Go away! This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts Guess he forgot we’re in the band too – d!ck! I look so good it’s all about me I am the one fans wanna see I’m damn sick of Adam’s attitude This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1 Even though now there are 6 of us No one even knows who we are Adam you’re always the damn star Nobody wants to watch this weird sh** Of course they do especially this Check it out now he’s acting like a wolf owooooo Seriously Adam!? You didn’t tell me you were going to pour blood all over me? Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh... [slap] You’re ruining our reputation This video’s disgusting No it’s artistic It’s just sick We’re tired of this sh** What the hell are you doing guys? Don’t worry it’s a surprise That’s totally fine as long as I get more screen time Oh you will! I don’t know why why why why You tied me up I’m scared I’m too pretty to die die die No no no! We won’t k** you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind No no no! And now it’s time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you @ss listen to your own voice! I’ve been a pop star for a long time. People’s s**iest man alive Now it’s time for me to be seen as a ma**ive creep