Silent Night I got evenings to spare that nobody will share I guess there ain't no Santa Clause I don't flirt, I don't dance cause I don't get a chance I guess there ain't no Santa Clause Jingle Bells Wedding Bells Ring so merely but Jingle Bells and Wedding Bells never ring for me like the clock on the shelf I hold hands with myself I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I got wine, I got cheer I got nobody here I guess there ain't no Santa Claus well they sure got it right when they sing Silent Night I guess there ain't no Santa Claus lovers walk, holding hands everywhere I go ready, set, here I stand 'neath the mistle toe sugarplums in my head only me in my bed I guess there ain't no Santa Claus my dad and mother told one another they saw a future for me but since I've grown up I got to own up It's not like they said it would be lovers walk, holding hands everywhere I go ready, set, here I stand 'neath the mistle toe sugarplums in my head only me in my bed I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I guess guess there ain't no Santa Claus