Barry Louis Polisar - The Alfabet Song lyrics

A is for armpit, acne and alchemy, Au naturel and alcohol, albatross and atrophy, Athlete's foot and anchovy, asthma and autopsy B is for bombshell, bacteria and me. B is for bombshell, bacteria and me. C is for cantankerous, canker sore and candy, D is for dumbbell, doody balls and dandy, E is for egghead, enema and ear wax, F is for follicle, fatty cell and fax. F is for follicle, fatty cell and fax. G is for grotesque, gross and glockenspiel H is for hernia, hemmorhoids (I hope they heal). I is for imbecile, interface and Illinois J is for jugular vein, jaundice and joy J is for jugular vein, jaundice and joy K is for kickback, karma and k**er bee L is for lint ball, lymph node, and larceny. M is for mayonnaise, mayhem and misogynist, N is for nonsense, nudity and nit. N is for nonsense, nudity and nit. O is for oatmeal, oreos and oleo, P is for politics, Pat and Edgar Allen Poe, Q is for quadruple and R is for rude, S is for S-hook and T is for two. S is for S-hook and T is for two. U is for undulate and V is for villany, W is too hard and so is X, Y and Z