There's no Substitute for a cat Round and soft and often fat Sittin' in the window in the sun A dog won't ever be this much fun A cat will sleep at the foot of your bed Or curl up in a ball right by your head She'll lick her paws and start to doze She'll sleep in a basket filled with clothes A cat will sleep curled up on the rug Or in a cardboard box, really snug She'll sleep on the sofa--or by the door Or stretched right out on the living room floor A cat will sleep in your favorite chair Leave your coat on the floor and she'll sleep there She just needs a spot to take a nap And you'll sit real still when she's on your lap