Water started long ago, Water started long ago, Water started long ago, And it's still around Dinosaurs drank water, So did pre-historic men, Women and republicans, Lyndon Johnson and Ho Chi Minh. You'd think it'd be gone by now I need water, so do you. It comes with thunder and with dew, From Brighton Beach To Timbucktu And in my basement now First you see a lightning flash, Pretty soon you hear a splash. Water causes diaper rash. A Yo ho ho ho ho. Water in a sulphus spring is hot, Water that runs from a river is not, Too much water makes things rot; I think I'll drink some now