Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare lyrics

Mike hit the window with the sledge; We all heard it break. Dave took a crowbar to the porch; Made every rafter shake. Dan tore down the kitchen wall, Made a big hole in the floor. I said, "Is this how you fix the house?" They all answered, "Sure." George lit a fire in the tub, Then tried to put it out. Bob took the blowtorch to the wall, I started to have my doubts. Water poured down from the floor Which caved the ceiling in. The house was leaning to one side; They each had a little grin. Tom took my fathers pick-up truck, Got stuck knee-deep in mud. John cut the water line inside Which made the basement flood. Mike and George just laughed and said, "Fix it later if you choose to." I guess they mean it when they say "They don't build things like they used to." They don't build things like they used to