I love broccoli, I love Swiss chard I love all the flowers in the yard I love bu*ternut squash, cucumbers too Cantaloupe and honeydew 'Cause I'm a slug I'm a slug I'm a slug Pick me up, no need to squirm I won't wiggle around like an itty bitty worm I don't got no fur, don't got no tail No gills, no scales, and I ain't no snail I like to climb up and down your vine And leave a little trail; just a slimy line My tiny antennae flippin' side to side Which way should I go? I can't decide. I'm a little bit slipp'ry but only a little Round like a snake but fatter in the middle Step on me; no need to scream I'm much more lovable than I seem