Eve never pleases me and kitty can Eve never pleases me and kitty can When kitty smiles, the world stands still I see a thousand golden daffodils But when she cries, the world just dies I see a million tears in kitty's eyes Eve never pleases me and kitty can Eve never pleases me and kitty can Now Eve is bad and treats me cruel She loves to see me looking like a fool I find a way with words I say To be in love in such a lonely way Eve never pleases me and kitty can Eve never pleases me and kitty can Now they are two and I am one I cannot fall in love with everyone So I must choose between the two Made up my mind, now I am choosing you Eve never pleases me and kitty can Eve never pleases me and kitty can