Barbara Dickson - Special Day lyrics

Vicar : We gather in the sight of God To join together Matt and Viv In wedlock so that they may be - Chorus : Pissed off and bored and At each other's throats Vicar : As long as they both shall live Chorus : This is a special day A day of song and celebration Bridesmaids : What every uncle dreams of having It's her special day Chorus : This is a dream come true Young Viv : Please someone, wake me up and save me Chorus : Beautiful flowers ev'rywhere Young Viv : Like flowers for my grave Vicar : Exchange the rings and take thy vows To love, to honour and obey Photographer : Her father looks quite overcome Church Choir : Been on the beer he's absolutely sloshed Chorus : On oh, such a special day George : This is a special day I hope tha'll not live to regret it Tha' can still pull out now It's not too late to pull out yet Don't leave thy father dear You're far too young to be a wife la** Young Viv : Somebody stop me, I'm about To throw away my life Vicar : Speak up now la** and say thy part Remember, God looks down on you Don't make your husband wait all day I've got another wedding here at two Repeat after me, "I do" Chorus : I do Young Viv : Make a promise that you'll never have my heart Chorus : I do Young Viv : Swear to God that I'll pretend and play the part Chorus : I do Young Viv : Undertake to search for happiness one day Chorus : I do Young Viv : Still believe that better times aren't far away Chorus : I do Young Viv : Keep the hope that out there somewhere love is true Chorus : I do Young Viv : Want somebody, though it never will be you Viv : This is a special day You bid farewell to fun and freedom Ta'ra to fantasy, Goodbye the girl you used to be Fall down upon your knees, Wait hand and foot upon your husband Cook, clean and stay at home Like ev'ry good wife does Young Viv : There must be more to life than this This bloody awful marital bliss