Barack Obama - 99 Problems (Explicit Political Remix) lyrics

If you're havin' bank problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one [Verse 1] I got protesters saying our economy blows And my Wall Street brothers want Occupy closed You b**hes keep saying, "No change = no votes." I work for the banks, stupid. What type of threats are those? The gas pump's where your whole paycheck goes It's been a long time since you was havin' cash flow So, f** my critics: you can kiss my gas-hole If you don't like my lyrics, then you can hit the road Who cares about the polls? This election's a show You wanna vote for Mitt? I don't give a sh**, so News mags try to use my weak a** So advertisers give them more cash for ads, f**ers I don't know what you take me as But understand the intelligence Obama has You're from riches to rags, b**hes; I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one [Hook] 99 problems but Mitt ain't one With all your bank problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one Hit me [Verse Two] The year is 2009, and the White House is mine But the economy's in full motherf**ing decline My choices at the time were to sh** on the poor or fel**te the banks to get elected once more Now, I'm not tryin' to fight JP Morgan Chase Got their campaign dollars so I can win the race So, I s** their dick and watch the country implode I heard: "Son, do you know how to cheat the tax code?” Well, I'm young, and I'm rich, and my tax rate's low Don't I look like a one-percenter? Mitt, you would know Did I pa** your test, or should I guess some mo'? “No, just tell us what you sent down to Mexico” (laughs) If you think I'm stepping down from office for Trafficking weapons in their drug-cartel war I ain't steppin' down from sh** ‘cause this president's legit "Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?” All my records are blocked, you conspiracy hack And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that "Wow, aren't you sharp as a tack. Are you some type of lawyer or something?" Well, I'm not a lawyer for nothin' I pa**ed the bar so I know quite a bit Enough that you don't stand a f**in' chance, Mitt "Well, let's see how smart you are when the election comes.” I got 99 problems, but this b**h ain't one [Hook] [Outro] Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit I murder and I plunder for the world elite We invade countries till we have all they own (I have a dream) Well, I have a drone I'm Barack Obama, and I like this remix