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We started in the morning, carried well into the night Throwing dirty dishes with all our might Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence cost [Incomprehensible] after dark Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair Watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman?s hair Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick She don't perk it up 'cause, 'cause her ankles got so thick