Banjo & Sullivan - Honeymoon Song lyrics

We were shoveling sunshine, the hard times were the good times In the back of a good times van, wedding ring fresh on your hand I guess you were a little shy, when you gave me some nipple pie You reached over and grabbed my wood, don't you know that it felt so good. With you is where I belong, that's why I sing this honeymoon song… Well I spilled my red wine, just below your borderline Finally got your bra undone. My Johnson was on the run Your head was a keeping time; you were blowing more than my mind I was slapping' on your behind, parked in the bush doing' sixty-nine Honey with you I can do no wrong. That's why I sing this honeymoon song Your nails were digging in. Your teeth were biting' skin Then you pulled out a big black whip Took me on a love slave trip I screaming' for my life Whatever happened to my wife? Said to call you Madam X Well this ain't no country boy s**! You beat me black n' blue for so long Guess it's my fate, this honeymoon song You locked the doors on the Chevy van Slapped the cuffs on my hands I couldn't even try to shout You strapped a red ball in my mouth I was thinking' bout the wedding vows How that's a bad idea now I was thinking till d**h do us part Buddy that's a bad place to start Oh where has my sunshine gone? It's too late, it's my honeymoon song