it's not the car you drive that's you and it's not the high paid job that you do and it's not the house that you live in and it's not what other people think and it's not the boys that you've slept with and it's not the alcohol that you drink it's not the holidays you take and it's not the money that you make and it's not the places that you've been and it's not the things that you have seen and it's not the girls that you've slept with and it's not the alcohol you can drink i had a great time playing with you when you were in the garden in your underwear i've got pictures of you when you were in the garden in your underwear and i know because i hung around for days to see if you would emerge and if everything i'd heard about was... and though i hung around for days to see if you would re-emerge and see if everything that i'd heard about you and thought about you and read about you and dreamt about you was true or not... i had a great time playing with you when you were in the garden in your underwear i've got pictures of you when you were in the garden in your... i had a great time playing with you when you were in the garden in your underwear i've got pictures of you when you were in the garden in your under wear...