Incredible like the Hulk but I'm also a lonely man I get wrapped up in depression like only a mummy can I've tried every medication it would take forever to list'em But they don't work so well when you don't have a circulatory system I run the jungle even though I hate the solitude Assist whoever I can, try to be a solid dude But no one likes the undead, I try to make friends they just get rude Cop an attitude, it really puts me in an awful mood But truth be told my, my despair is kind of necessary And when I get angry my tantrums are legendary With so much AoE everything I touch is cursed It's true that I feel bad but I'm about to make you feel much worse Your health is looking low, you took a lot of damage kid Let me help you out, I'll toss you over some bandages You shouldn't run away, I know that you think you're a thug But even the toughest champs in the league can sometimes use a hug Decended into madness, a painful black abyss I'm powered by sadness, the depths of loneliness You can say I'm odd and you can point and sneer and snicker The only thing it's going to do is cause the game to end quicker Cause I'm a heavy hitter, I'll watch your lights flicker Pain emitter, leave you on the ground like you're a pile of litter You should reconsider my offer before you meet your end So let me ask you one more time, You wanna be friends? Let me ask you one more time, you wanna be friends? You wanna be friends? Let me ask you one more time, you wanna be friends? Cause you know I do, I've never had a real friend before Not that I'd remember anyway my past is kind of a blur I'm just a wanderer, roamed south Valoran alone Until I found the institute of war and made the league my home Can't feel my hearbeat, I'm like the tin man Squat like a Yordle, walk like an Egyptian Not sure how old I am but they say that I act like a teen It ain't that simple, just ask Kermit, "It's not easy being green" I tried to make a rainbow connection with Lux she shut me down I'm a little scared of fire, didn't stop me, I asked Annie out She said yes and it was nice for once that I wasn't alone Then she asked me for advice about a guy, guess I got friend zoned But honestly a friend is all I ever asked for Someone to dps while I CC, someone I can support Someone to stick with through victory and through defeat Someone to hug, someone to make a mummy's life complete