I'm Blitzcrank, the one and only steam golem I seem solemn enough until I shatter your spinal column One punch knockouts, blackouts, I crack mouths Like Tyson in his prime winning back to back to back bouts I take on all comers, number one stunner, k**ing machine And it's obscene what I can do with just a sheen Bust your spleen, collapse your windpipe And win fights, got a priest on retainer just to read you your last rites I gave myself life, I am my own creator These are the end times, I'll be your curator This is the museum of pain no flash photography It's just a common courtesy, it messes up my circuitry This is where the hook would go but it's on cooldown You'll have to be patient it's the most amazing sk** around And if you need a timer you can feel free to keep count It's only 16 seconds til another enemy goes down Metal is harder than flesh, the heart of my quest Is to be the best by smashing my fist hard into your chest I'm the terminator, a**essed your threat level low The next blow leaves you unidentifiable like John Doe You're so slow, there's no escape, my overdrive activates And you're the perfect candidate for armor plate to smash your face My fist is clenched and it's ready to blow so let's go It's time to put on a show Here comes the rocket grab, go ahead and try to run I'll pull you back and knock you up harder than the octomom And just to keep you calm, the static field like a silence bomb Here comes my team to violate you like a freshman after prom This is where the hook would go but it's on cooldown You'll have to be patient it's the most amazing sk** around And if you need a timer you can feel free to keep count It's only 16 seconds til another enemy goes down