(All verses are badministrator) Verse 1 Say you ain't scared but you know the truth I do more damage from behind than John Wilkes Booth I'll Slice your skin off, wear it like a three piece suit Decieve your teammates, hop walls, avoid pursuit I got two shivs and the joke's on you I gank with double buff while solo lanes are level two You see the orange smoke, backstab, puncture wounds You won't pull through, you've already let down your crew I farm champs like they're jungle creeps Your wounds flow like a faucet cause these cuts run deep I get banned almost every game they say my sk**s are cheap And when I come to gank the lane I'm putting champs to sleep I drop more boxes than UPS, I'm slashing necks You better call all hands on deck You're my subjects, king of the rift and you can't stand me Haven't played ranked in ages, can't be stopped, gotta ban me (Chourus) Why so serious?! Feeling delirious Mysterious You're wondering "How does he keep shiving us and k**ing us" I think that joker is carniverous Deliver us from evil Demon Jester put the fear in us Verse 2 How bout a magic trick, I'll take my magic shivs Cut your eyelids off so you see every murder I commit This jester is legit, the funniest and when I'm done With you I'll make damn sure that more than just your sides are split It's time to quit, 20 minutes in no teammates left This game was lost when you forgot to pick me at the champ select And now your champs are wrecked I'm coming for your base At least your corpse looks happy, carved a smile into your stupid face Vanish without a trace, show up twice, Hallucinate Surrounded by a single champ you might as well accept your fate You can't predict my movements, it's clear I'm too deranged You think it's a coincedence my name is CHAOS rearranged? How did I get so strange? I'm from an awful place I represent the dark and twisted urges of the human race I'm your hypocrisy, Manifested demonic As Valoran's only fully functional homicidal comic (Chorus) Why so serious?! Feeling delirious Mysterious You're wondering "How does he keep shiving us and k**ing us" I think that joker is carniverous Deliver us from evil Demon Jester put the fear in us