Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner Arthur talks to s**y Frida Takes her milk there everyday Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air Asks him in and calls him "honey" Up they toggle up the stairs A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday Likes it down at s**y Frida's Frida takes a pint a day A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner