Bad Meets Evil - I'm On Everything lyrics

All these little young kids ain't got no direction sh**, these little kids is on everything Syrup. Paink**ers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha I'm on everything [x5] Syrup. Paink**ers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha I'm on everything [x5] [Royce Da 5'9":] I'm on syrup paink**ers, cigarette, weed Sober don't interest me I'm on everything Bout to sip the liquor like it's caine That's how high I am I take paink**ers to ease the pain Though I ain't in pain No, we, ain't the same, we drunk I'm on everything Sick when I kick it, gout Me sobering up, ha, alf Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, 'rooms I done woke up with a f**ing tiger in my bathroom I am f**ing high - blahbl - high -blahbl high -blahbl high Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother Me and Vicious on 'shrooms Call us the Mario brothers Back down, we never back down Never laid out Can't put my back down Syrup, Paink**ers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka, I'm on everything [x5] [Eminem:] Paink**ers, I call 'em cane pillars 'Cause to hold me up when I take 'em I need a cane and pillars I'm on everything Sick when I kick it, barf Me sobering up, fart I crush ya brain like a pill crusher, let's crush a pill yeah f**, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up Grab the key up off the counter till the camper left the crib Man, whoda knew that 3 in the morning I'd still be up Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up On my way to the dealer's, tryna re-up Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R-E, yep It's wrong, other words I just f**ed my RV up b**h, it's on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh I'm the real macaroni you cheesy b**h, I'm demonic with the Kraft There's a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta Flows dreaded like some f**ing tangled hair rasta... ... farian, Jamaican, relax, man I'll send a f**ing axe at you if you insist on a f**ing accent Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girl 'Cause after we prop you up, we propping her up So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups Your boyfriend better find another f**ing hornets nest to stir up We rap like we're on Syrup, Paink**ers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka, I'm on everything [x5] Syrup, Paink**ers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka, I'm on everything [x5] [Royce Da 5'9":] I'm on syrup, paink**ers, cigarette, speed, hene-huh huh Cla**ic! It's Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly I told that b**h to get at me, then the b**h attacked me Kid you not, I'm lit up as f**, tablecloth tucked in my pants Then I'm hearing dishes drop, as I walk away from my dinner with schmucks [Eminem:] Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center With' a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks And a bunch of change and a wife beater with a mustard stain I'll crush your brain like I'm crushing pills What the f**'s the motherf**ing deal? This sh**'s making me feel like I'm tryna do a motherf**ing cartwheel up a hill [Royce Da 5'9":] How many bars, how many tabs? A-c-I-d, y-e-s, 'cause I'm sniffing NYES [Eminem:] F-u-c-ked up, and it's obvious [Royce Da 5'9":] Smoking Henny in my chest [Eminem:] I'm B-A-N-A-N-A-S [Royce Da 5'9":] I'm a C-O-C-O-N-U-T [Eminem:] Put this CD in and then you'll see The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger [Royce Da 5'9":] You are gonna wind up six feet deep Under that sh**s creek so I hope that you want preservers [Eminem:] You could put a turd on the plate Silverware on the tablecloth to serve us You don't bring sh** to the table I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murdered You pushing the envelope, and I'm shovin' that whole post office further Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner [Royce Da 5'9":] How many bars, how many bars Maui, wowee, sour diesel, how many jars, To all my people I'll be the Mars, mommy come on She can actually wrap my nutsack 'round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall And she can just puke from sipping this piss from my 24-inch catheter cord [Eminem:] I'm the type that'll take a bath with' a who*e Drown her, bang her head on the pa**enger door When I'm stashin' 'er in the back, smackin' her forehead on the dash And it's accidentally blowin', a Benz jeep horn [Royce Da 5'9":] My friends be knowin' that when I'm on a binge, I'm stingy Even when I'm ten deep in a room with the MG and and with' Lindsay Lohan and she on...