Bad Lip Reading - Black Umbrella lyrics

Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the who*e shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew A dark threat in the oasis sayin' "go shorty" Listen up, boys We'll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'mma bring stars to make us bizarre We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff We smokin' the right stuff Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple Makes a girl happy Oh yeah that's right S**t that's right Tea got me jammin' from head to toe Now, why in the world did you treat me As if I didn't understand trigonometry and Tai Chi Inverse cosine (see?) Oh my gosh, there's never gonna be a better Padawan than me "Meshuggeneh Vinny" had a hoopty And the boom boom started moving us Till he proceeded to jump out the train And braid his show-dog, "Tiny Timmy Tokyo" And I'm pregnant But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'mma get dumb and bang a wizard We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smoking' the right stuff We smoking' the right stuff Ain't no big cauliflower Pinch me, ow, don't forget to kiss it Please help me down from this swing I got my plasma sword and I'm ready to crank it! Happy tree, I drink smoothies Don't worry dawg, I'm tryin' to find my shrimp In the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti 500 crackers I was saving for my granny Cosmic wings, whoopsie Let's buy two big industrial windmills I already got one Who needs three? Well, the first one... I broke it But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We going home to eat, ok? Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff But right now I'm flyin' and my crew is on the floor (samurai) Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff (Windmill) We smokin' the right stuff