AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics ST = Special T's lyrics AG: Hey Seal, you like my club? It's made of solid oak And I'm about to shove the f**er right down your throat Coughin' up blood like a donation to charity Your puny a** flippers, they don't f**in scare me ST: Pulled my knife on a seal for givin me the eye Sliced him up and made a hat from his bloody insides Skinned his helpless carca** and made some new shoes Then I spit on the corpse and said "b**h, you lose." both Keep your eyes peeled for those motherf**in seals Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal ST: This rap will make your mothaf**in flippers flap We sendin' shockwaves hot enough to melt the polar caps AG: I ain't chillin' in the club, but I pack a f**in bat Homeboys, make some noise, make some seals go flat ST: And it goes like that.. I eat so much seal blubber I'm gettin f**in fat AG: Bring your otter to the slaughter, cuz I'm sick like scat Smack 'em up like stepdaughters, make their brains go splat ST: Now as much as we like to make you riot grrls furious k**in baby seals is something we take serious AG: b**hes - I take pride in my work Ever since I saw my mom in the center of a seal circle jerk ST: And so we make their brains squirt Into the snow, grind em under our boots like dirt AG: Nobody rapes my mother but me, and sometimes Special T I'ma turn all you co*ks**ers into baby seal jerky Both: Keep your eyes peeled for those motherf**in seals Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal Keep your eyes peeled for those motherf**in seals Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real Fryin up seal burgers, for every meal All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal Seal baby seal baby, baby seal Baby baby seal baby seal seal seal Seal baby baby seal baby baby seal Seal seal baby baby seal baby seal etc. Keep your eyes peeled for those motherf**in seals Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real Scrapin' their guts off my windshield All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal Keep your eyes peeled for those motherf**in seals Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal