Daddy's coming home and she can't fit out the window Her bosom too large, she gonna try the back door Daddy's coming home and he got elected sergeant major He gotta alcohol problem, he gon' drink till it's dawn You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man Well daddy's coming home and she's gotta paint him a picture She gotta tell him why there's a wine glass half full Daddy's coming home and he got a hooker by his side And she says, tell me why, daddy, tell me why You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest I know you killed momma in the back of her car Daddy's ain't coming home 'cause I cut his stupid head off I says, how you going round town treating a woman like that I buried him in the backyard with a big old shovel I did it because I love you, baby, and I always have your back You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest I know you killed momma in the back of her car You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no you're just like the rest I know you killed momma in the back of her car