I laugh hardest when I'm alone Whether my friends are leaving Or coming too You can't do things in a team If you only team up For a leisure spree Never been attracted to the stay at home life But I'm living life largely exclusively online And I'd be better if I weren't stuck on Procrastination hotline Been on hold for 20 years and my eyeliner Still isn't aligned Never been inside another's bed without feeling I need more lipstick Wake up 4 AM for lipstick Pee then check the mirror, fix it Then I wake up and I still cuddle nest How do you make bed and breakfast For a damn perfectionist Never put the toast next to the ketchup Next to the orange juice It's just not right But it's impolite to correct people's mistakes In front of their face I eat it all to be safe And I cringe at every bite I take I would've preferred water but Thanks anyway With no ice and two lemon slice but Forget it it's ok Talking with a mouth full of fame Someone said to me Your imagination's cheap You think the best wifi is free Kinda person who reviews a city That they've never seen And their cash is all pure green I glamorize this with glee A fortune teller told me people only see me When they wanna party Just an invitation Not a human or a body I provide the alcohol Now suddenly you're paparazzi I came here in a Mazda Now it's a Maserati