Ticket bought a ticket Flew in from J. A And we go ribbit All year holiday Home in the sun Had to find work So I came to England Ticket that`s the ticket Given the sack We had to picket Now we`re all on the dole And ther`s lots of free time Everybody is poor They blame us for the crime Ticket that`s the a ticket Carry a purse Someone`ll nick it Ticket bought a ticket Went to football And see them kick it In England the sport - Wembley Has got a bad name Violent support Gonna ruin the game Wicket we need a wicket When summer come They had cricket Boham is cool Selectors are spaced Englands loosing again W. G. Disgraced Ticket that`s the ticket Wee`d have too much speed You have to pick it Imported by sense Sent in the mail Beware of the dog I got thrown into jail Ticket I`ve got my ticket Been giving you grief Tell them to stick it Tell them Ticket Tell them Ticket that`s the ticket Tell them......