I never bothered to find out why you're in jail But, I think it's funny that you are I hope you didn't actually do it And your life got ruined for nothing I don't know why you're in jail And I don't f**ing care I hope you get raped every day I'm glad you're stuck in there You were probably in a drunken indian blackout You were drinking Listerine in the desert Your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent