I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES THEN I HEARD YOUR KID JUST DIED SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KID'S COFFIN YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY