Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved it and took better care for it than yourself You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I k**ed your horse and ate it [Chorus] I ate your horse[x4] When you came to the stable the next morning You found a pile of hair, teeth and hooves I hid around the back to listen to you cry Then I beat an old lady to d**h with the leg bone [Chorus]