AxCx - Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny lyrics

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE fu*kING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE IF I WAS A COP CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN [Chorus] DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3RD OR 4TH TIME YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE su*kING THE MILKMAN'S DICK SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE s*ut I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT [Chorus]