You're from the North End—wop You're from Revere Beach—wop You can't have a barbeque—wop The spaghetti always falls through—wop [Chorus] You drive an El Camino Your hero's Barbarino Your cousin's name is guido On the beach you wear a Speedo You drive an IROC—wop Your girlfriend has a mustache—wop You were an altar boy—wop You got raped by a priest—wop [Chorus] You put on a bottle of colonge today You're Italian and you're f**ing gay Your f**ing name is f**ing Vinnie And you're a greasy f**ing guinea You can't have freckles—wop They slide off your face—wop You braid your girlfriend's breast hair—wop You shave your granny's back hair—wop