AxCx - You Are a Food Critic lyrics

Your last name's Weinstein and your first name's Jay You're a food critic and you're f**ing gay You have more hair on your face than you have on your head Pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be f**ing dead [Chorus] You are a food critic [x4] You're old enough—to have bought "Let It Be" when it was new You're bald enough—to blind a bird you f**ing j** You're gay enough—to go out with Liberace You're gay enough—you f**ing f*g I'm 22, you're 33, and you go to school with me Jay Weinstein is a gay bald j** with a beard