You have to wear a diaper—because you're old You have to use a wheelchair—because you're old You can't remember your kids' names—because you're old You have to wear dentures—because you're old Because you're old "I hate old people" Because you're old "You're f**ing old" Your kids tossed you in a nursing home—because you're old But they'd rather have you put to sleep—because you're old You can't even feed yourself—because you're old I'd hate to f**ing be like you—because you're old