Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Sheila Micheals I drank another case of everclear And you looked like Ileana Douglas [Chorus]