AxCx - Walker, Texas Corpse lyrics

Your character's supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an Emmy For making people think you're alive [Chorus:] Chuck Norris—you're really f**ing old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the f**ing theme song [Chorus] You look like you just got embalmed And were shopping for a coffin Your partner looks f**ing stupid Being black and wearing a cowboy hat