You've got a f**ing cleft palate-palate And hair just like Gene Shalit-shalit I wan't to hit you with a mallet Your teeth are parted to the side-side You've got a lazy eye-eye Why don't you f**ing hide You're bow-legged and walk around like ray-ray And skin just like M.J.-J And you're so f**ing gay You hang around at barca's spa-spa With a nose like Jamie Farr-Farr I want to hit you with my car You f**ing freak