[Chorus] Marc Payson, Marc Payson Marc Payson is a drunk At 8 am he has a beer At 9 am he has a beer At 10 am he has a beer He's a f**ing queer At 1 pm he has a beer At 2 pm he has a beer At 3 pm he has a beer Then he goes to work [Chorus] He always shows up drunk to work He always shows up drunk to meetings He's always drunk around the house I'm glad you got kicked out What's up with your hairline Your saxophone is doing fine You're 25 your kid Is 9 And your father just died [Chorus]