AxCx - Everyone in Anal Cunt Is Dumb lyrics

Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine Fred's a f**ing a**hole, and Paul would always whine First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek Who'll play guitar for an*l c*nt next week? Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums Everyone in an*l c*nt is dumb Fred had his hair in those stupid f**ing braids Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand