AVbyte - How to Get a Boyfriend lyrics

When you think you see a boy Who strikes your fancy Strike a pose you know is going to catch his eye Pretty soon I'm sure you'll be the boy's fiancée With my simple steps that work most every time Now be sure that you're not coming off as easy 'Cause you want to boys to work hard for the prize Check your phone, look nonchalant Pretend you're busy And believe me, they'll be dropping down like flies Miranda, Miranda We want to be just like you Miranda, Miranda Please tell us what to do Now before we move along Let's check your wardrobe 'Cause it just won't do to walk around like p**n Simply stick to my sophisticated dress code 'Cause Miranda knows how clothes are to be worn And let's not forget a little bit of makeup 'Cause we can't all be as bootiful as me Now you'll always be prepared for your big close up You'll be flawless as the world can clearly see Miranda, Miranda We want to be just like you Miranda (Miranda), Miranda (Miranda) Miranda, we love you! When he takes you out to dinner Choose the venue You don't want to have a meal that wastes your time Order one of every item on the menu So the man knows you're worth more than just a dime But before he sweeps you off into his carriage There is one thing that you must remember well Don't do anything down there until the marriage Or you'll definitely die And burn in hell So remember all these lessons That I taught you here today With this knowledge you are ready Now you girls are on your way Miranda (Miranda), Miranda (Miranda) The whole wide world adores you Miranda, Miranda, You've made our dreams come true!