Autumn Plum - Autumn Plum lyrics

I'm walking in the woods in the English countryside A few weeks ago And I'm alone And I'm lost Suddenly I see a wild turkey walking around in the woods with me And this turkey has a big red hipster beard And I'm like "Whoa" I've never seen a turkey with a hipster beard And there's another turkey And another one Like ten turkeys In these woods with me And all of them have big red hipster beards So I'm like "I'm gonna take out my phone And take some pictures of these turkeys To show my friends in Brooklyn" So I take out my phone And it has this blue case This weird blue case And it's not my case And it's not my phone And I'm like "I guess this is my phone" So while I'm taking pictures of these turkeys These other turkeys These light blue turkeys Transparent cyan tinted turkeys With big dark blue hipster beards Start appearing Materializing randomly In these woods From all directions Hundreds of 'em And I'm like "I've never seen anything like this before" I've never seen anything And to think Back home A man walks into a train station And just starts flatlining And all the emperors of infancy sit and stare At everything or something becoming nothing While sir subway masturbator in the corner f**s off