I rule over a violent home I'm the boss and I make it known I've got nine kids but I could give a sh** about them so every night I sleep alone I'm going to drink until I'm dead I'm going to waste away my head My life s a total failure so i might as well be dead I m f**ing immature and my career is a blur So there won't be a Christmas this year because I'm a f**ing a**hole Life s so much better blind and old I'm the boss until i say so