Austrian d**h Machine - Double Ahhnold lyrics

-Hi, you've reached Tim Lambesis , I'm not here right now , so leave me a message (beep) -Hello there, how are you? I was just thinking about double brutal and realized , we need to get started writing songs now! Come meet me at the graphic arts cla**room so we can practice! -Wait, wait, wait! Hello? Hello? Who is this? You are not the real Arnold! I am the real Arnold! -No you're not! You're my clone, running around, trying to be me! -Of course I'm the real Arnold you idiot! I'm at Tim's couch standing right next to a Maria answer the phone... I know you! I ... Mr Funny Guy with your jokes and all that about the Gummy Bear of Candycornia and working out, and ... ,well it's not funny anymore! -That's what any good clone would say! Prove it! You sound like an old man! -Of course I sound older than you, you idiot! I am 62 years old and totally angry! Ah, you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right over there, you know, that girly man, with his long hair and colorful tattoos, right? Ha-ha-ha... Exactly! -There's only room for one! And I'm the real Arnold! -Stop it! Neeeeeaaaah! I will crush you! -You are nothing! -I will burn your eyes out with my stogie you idiot! -You flinching choir boy