Australian Crawl - The Boys Light Up - Remastered lyrics

I want to tell you about my mountain home Where all the ladies' names are Joan Where husband works back late at night Hopes are up for trousers down with a hostess on a business flight Taxi in a Mercedes drive I hope that driver's coming out alive The garden it is Dorseted, that lady she's so corseted She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray He thinks he's one and only But that lovely she's so lonely She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way What a sing song dance What a performance What a cheap tent show Oh no, no, no, no, no Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Silently she opens the drawer Mother's little helper is coming out for more Strategically positioned before the midday show Her back is arched, those lips are parched, repeated blow by blow Later at the party All the MPs rave About the hummers she's been givin' And the money that they save To her it is skin lotion Him promotion to That flat in Surfers' Paradise with the ocean view What a sing song dance What a performance What a cheap tent show Oh no, no, no, no, no Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, hey Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Oh, then the boys light up (Louder, louder, louder) And everybody's saying Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up (Then the boys like girl) Then the boys light up